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On the first day of Spring

“Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.”

On Eliot Spitzer’s resignation

“I wish I didn’t have to work at all. I was made for love, anyway.”
Source: Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

On American life in the suburbs

“Some summer evening like this, say, when Adelaide was sewing buttons, up on the porch, and Sister was playing somewhere about. A pleasant, quiet evening it must be, with the shadows lying long on the street that led from their house to the station. He would put down the garden shears, or the [...]

On the death of William F. Buckley Jr.

“I never thought that heav’n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky;
I never thought the rose’s velvet hue
Would pale and sicken, though we said good-by.
I never dreamed the lark would hush its note
As day succeeded ever-drearier day,
Nor knew the song that swelled the robin’s throat
Would fade to silence, when you went away.
I [...]

On Immigration

[My parents would] “go down to Ellis Island and bring them, still bleeding, home to do laundry. You know, that didn’t encourage them to behave well.”
Source Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

On Hollywood

“Once I was coming down a street in Beverly Hills and I saw a Cadillac about a block long, and out of the side window was a wonderfully slinky mink, and an arm, and at the end of the arm a hand in a white suede glove wrinkled at the wrist, and in the hand [...]

On the election

“Maybe we’d better have another round of drinks…This is not going so well, I feel miserable.”
Her response when asked about an election. From Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is this?

On Women and Politics

“I don’t want the vote for myself,
But women with property, dear–”
Source: Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This?

On how the French president may feel about many of his citizens thinking that he is too busy getting married and not taking care of the government

“Here I am sitting at this rotten desk working my head off, and everybody else out having a good time…All I ever do is work. And these the best years of my life. Oh, don’t mind me. I’ll stay here and work, and you all go along and have a good time. [...]

On the current state of the economy

“The way I’d like to get money is in chunks, not drips.”
From “In the Throes”