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Monthly Archives: May 2008

On Political Parties

Parker claimed that she did not belong to a political party (in 1937). She said that the one group she associated with “that not especially brave little band that hid its nakedness of heart and mind under the out-of-date garment of a sense of humor.”
Source, Dorothy Parker: What Fresh Hell Is This, by Marion [...]

On George Bush giving up golf for the war effort.

See the happy moron, He doesn’t give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God! Perhaps I am!

On the Kentucky Derby and the Treatment of Horses

“Don’t let me take any horses home with me. It doesn’t matter so much about stray dogs and kittens, but elevator boys get awfully stuffy when you try to bring a horse. You might as well know that about me now, Fred. You can always tell that the crash is coming when [...]

To Bush on the fifth anniversary of ‘Mission Accomplished’

“Why did you want to go all the way over and get into that messy thing for? A person like you!”
Source: Dorothy Parker, What Fresh Hell is This? By Marion Meade