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Monthly Archives: October 2007

To Ehud Olmert, the Israeli Prime Minister, Who Announced He Has Cancer

I hope that you are feeling more rested, though how you have had time to rest I do not see, unfortunately.

On Hillary Clinton’s birthday

It weighs cruelly heavy on the tender heart when a familiar face grows lined and dry, when familiar shoulders seem daily to droop lower, a familiar nape is hollow between cords.
The Custard Heart

Advice to Hillary Clinton about the campaign

The Lady’s Reward
Lady, lady, never start
Conversation toward your heart;
Keep your pretty words serene;
Never murmur what you mean.
Show yourself, by word and look,
Swift and shallow as a brook.
Be as cool and quick to go
As a drop of April snow;
Be as delicate and gay
As a cherry flower in May.
Lady, lady, never speak
Of the tears that burn your [...]

On the woman who had to take her glasses off and then her bra to get past a security check

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
Not So Deep as a Well (1937), “News Item”

On fame and the paparazi

I’m never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don’t do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don’t even do that any more.
Here Lies (1939), “The Little Hours”

On the inability of the Iraqi Legislation to produce substantial new laws

Somebody was using the pencil.

On the death penalty

Resume
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.